Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen
Mike Check: To update on yesterdays good news, ole Mike has now received some sad news fellers. A feller named Jack Roberts has ruined Macho Man and Elizabetht’s wedding by hiding in a venomous snake in one of their wedding gift boxes and caused a ruckus there, let’s cross to WWCR’s Lord Albert with this report now:
Mike Check: Thanks Al. Well I just hope they’re alright because it looked like that snake had those “hungry eyes”! Speaking of “Hungry Eyes” here’s Eric Carmen here on…THE MACKER!
Mike’s Daughter: *Rolls Eyes* And I thought Iron Mark Tyson was a “Mark”?