Sex Over The Phone by The Village People

Mike Check: February’s “Love on The Ropes Month” returns tomorrow once again on KMCR and….

(*Phone rings*)

Mike Check: What now. (*picks up phone*) KMCR Radio, Mike Check here…

gay-popeyeGay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….

Mike Check: Oh no, not you again “Happy Hawkeye”. Ole Mike knew that I shouldn’t have made that reference to you yesterday because I was darn happy not having to hear from you for a few months.

Gay Popeye: ……..DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! Gay Popeye herez and Iza missed yez Mike. I bet yez missed ole Gay Popeye there?

Mike Check: No-

Gay Popeye: Oh, and speaking of “Lovez On the Ropez” Mike? Yez know that RD and Blade referz to the phone as the “Tin-Can-and-String” and a “string” iz likez a small “rope”. So yez know the reason I’m calling yez over the “phone” today?

Mike Check: No feller. And I don’t think I wanna hear about it either?

Gay Popeye: I wantz to request a Village Peoplez song and I want yez to read out the title and then tellz me what you thinkz?

Mike Check: You mean, excuse my language, the song “Sex Over The Phone”?

Gay Popeye: Ah yez. Say it Mike. Say it slow. Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk!….

Gay Popeye: Goodbye Feller! (*hangs up phone*)

Posted on January 31, 2016, in music and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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