Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town by Fred Astaire

Mike Check: December’s “Christmas Carousal” is upon us once again &…

(*phone rings*)

Mike Check: (*picks up phone*) Hello KMCR, Mike Check speaking?

Mick Foley: Hi Mike. This is Mrs Foley’s baby boy, Mick Foley. I know that you don’t like me all that much such I gave you a hard time in my youth, but I want to make it up to you by “coming to town” and organizing a huge surprise for your birthday in April.

Mike Check: Okay feller, although I didn’t appreciate the fact that you recently gave me some tickets for your comedy show even though you knew that ole Mike is forbidden to leave the house ever since the police put this ankle bracelet on my leg.

Mick Foley: Well I’m sorry about that Mike. But…

Mike Check: Goodbye feller (*hangs up phone*). Nope, he’s not tricking ole Mike again, let me tell you.

Posted on December 1, 2015, in music and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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