The Family Ghost by King Diamond
Mike Check: Are you sure that this is not that feller that RJ and Brad talk about?
Mike Check’s Daughter: No, I told you dad. That’s King Vitamin. Not King Missile or King Diamond. That was King Vit-a-min.
Mike Check: That doesn’t sound right…?
Mike Check: Ah?! what was that?! The Boogeyman again?!
Mike Check’s Daughter: What?! No dad, it’s just a commercial. Anyway, speaking of “ghosts”, I guess Lord Alfred is showing up to promote that “King Vitamin” breakfast cereal ad with that old man that’s creepier than this “Boogeyman” that you’re imagining?