Imagine What I Could Do To You by Adrian Street
Mike Check: Oh no. It’s not The Boogeyman trying to call ole Mike now is it? (*picks up phone*) KMCR Radio, Mike Check here…
Gay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….
Mike Check: Oh no, not you again Happy Hawkeye?!? I don’t know what’s worse; The Boogeyman coming to get me or you calling me for the second time this month?
Gay Popeye: ….DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! Gay Popeye here and…did yez just say that yez wanted mez to “come to getz yez” Mike?
Mike Check: No, that was not…
Gay Popeye: Oh, say it again, say it slow. Becauze, like the “Exotic” Adrian Street song; “Imagine what I couldz do to you”? Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk!
Mike Check: Well I’d “imagine” I could just hang up the phone on you there feller. (*Hangs up phone and shakes head*) Fascinating. I really need to change my telephone number, let me tell you.