Imagine What I Could Do To You by Adrian Street

(*Phone rings*)

Mike Check: Oh no. It’s not The Boogeyman trying to call ole Mike now is it? (*picks up phone*) KMCR Radio, Mike Check here…

gay-popeyeGay Popeye: Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk! Well blow me……………….

Mike Check: Oh no, not you again Happy Hawkeye?!? I don’t know what’s worse; The Boogeyman coming to get me or you calling me for the second time this month?

Gay Popeye: ….DOWN! Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk! Gay Popeye here and…did yez just say that yez wanted mez to “come to getz yez” Mike?

Mike Check: No, that was not…

Gay Popeye: Oh, say it again, say it slow. Becauze, like the “Exotic” Adrian Street song; “Imagine what I couldz do to you”? Aw gyuk gyuk gyuk!

Mike Check: Well I’d “imagine” I could just hang up the phone on you there feller. (*Hangs up phone and shakes head*) Fascinating. I really need to change my telephone number, let me tell you.


Posted on September 25, 2015, in music and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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