Don’t Cry by Asia
Mike’s Daughter: Dad! They mentioned us on the RD and Blade Show. Finally.
Mike Check: What’s this R.T. and Jade Show?
Mike’s Daughter: (*sigh*) You know; RJ and Brad? WWCR?
Mike Check: Oh heck, I thought they retired THE WHACKER years ago like that John Stewart and Dale Lettersen did with their shows recently?
Mike’s Daughter: Yes, but this is their spin-off show dad.
Mike Check: Well whatever it is, if I knew that they were still on I would’ve offered those fellers ole Mike’s gramophone to improve their audio.
Mike’s Daughter: Dad! Your crappy ancient recording equipment no longer works!
Mike Check: It works better than your whiz-bang thingamabobs of yours. All you’ve did with it lately is ruin that robot feller last month.
Mike’s Daughter: (*cries*)
Mike Check: Oh no no, I’m sorry for bringing that up my darlin’. “Don’t Cry”. Ah, while I console my daughter here’s Asia, as recorded on this new invention I have here called a Memorex cassette tape, here on…THE MACKER!