Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen
Mike’s Daughter: Dad why are you so upset again today?
Mike Check: Well my precious petunia, I hear that this John Stewart feller is no longer with us and those R.P.M Khan and Raggy David fellers want us to play this Bruce Springsteen song in tribute. It’s been a sad month, let me tell you.
Mike’s Daughter: Dad, he’s not dead. He just retired from hosting “The Daily Show” and Springsteen played a couple of songs, including “Born To Run”, at the end of the show. That’s all.
Mike Check: Oh. So should I cancel tomorrow’s Lenny Kravitz tribute song then there?
Mike’s Daughter: Why?
Mike Check: Ole Mike’s guessing that he didn’t suffer a heart malfunction on stage?
Mike’s Daughter: That was a “wardrobe malfunction”!
Mike Check: I don’t quite understand that particular reference there? Why would he bring a wardrobe on stage?
Mike’s Daughter: (*sigh*) I’m going to get a drink!