Restless Heart (Running Away With You) by John Parr
Mike Check: Well it’s another Wednesday and that Cyber-cronic robot man has been unfortunately “exterminated”, but ole Mike will still play some of those songs that he requested because we wouldn’t want Judgement Day to happen here…
Mike Check: Now who could that be? (*picks up phone*) KMCR, Mike Check speaking?
???: Howdy Stranger.
Mike Check: Who are you there feller?
???: I’m Detective John Kimble
Mike Check: Who?
???: John Kimble. I’m a cop you idiot!
Mike Check: A cop, surely you’re not arresting ole Mike are you?
???: First, I would just like to get to know you. Now I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately!
Mike Check: Okay there feller, what do you want to know?
???: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Mike Check: I’m not sure I understand that particular reference there feller, ole Pappa Check is no longer with us?
???: Come on, don’t bullshit me. Let me talk to your mother.
Mick Check: I still don’t…
???: Get you mother please! You son of a bitch!
Mike Check: Look feller, Jack Kimberly or whatever your name is? You’re making ole Mike upset now.
???: Stop Whining! You’re a fucking choir boy compared to me! A Choir boy!
Mike Check: Choir boy? That’s it, thems fightin’ words there feller!
???: I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!
Mike Check: Really?! Well this ole man will knock you out on your posterior there feller!
Mike’s Daughter: (*runs over laughing and hangs up the phone*) Dad, calm down. I was just prank calling you using one of those Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboards. Got you going there didn’t I?
Mike Check: Well for a minute there, ole Mike was gettin’ a “Restless Heart” here on THE MACKER!