I Want A Tall Skinny Papa by Sister Rosetta Tharpe
*knocking on the door*
Mike Check’s Daughter: Coming! *opens door*
*outside the door is a mysterious woman and a little boy*
Woman: *shoves boy to Mike Check’s Daughter* Take him, he’s yours!
Mike Check’s Daughter: Hey wait a minute! *The woman gets in her car and takes off* OK this is odd. Little boy do you
know where your parents are?
Boy: Daddy dropped me off at that lady’s place a few days ago.
Mike Check’s Daughter: Aw that’s so sad. You wanna go inside to get a drink?
Boy: Ok lady.
Mike Check’s Daughter: Dad we got a little problem here! Some crazy lady left a little boy here–what’s your name dear?
Mike Check: Darlin’ what’s going on n–Oh NO!
*Jake kicks Mike Check in the groin*
Mike Check’s Daughter: Shame on you! Who do you think you are?
Boy: Jake Lloyd Jr! Yippee!!!