Treat Your Mother Right by Mr. T
Mike Check: Well today’s Mothers’ Day and…(*phone rings*). Oh heck, why does the phone or the door bell ring every time I do an introduction nowadays? (*picks up phone*) Hello KMCR, Mike Check speaking?
???: I pity the fool that doesn’t play “Treat Your Mother Right” on Mothers’ Day!
Mike Check: Who’s this? You sound like someone I once worked with in the Chicago, Illinois market? He was going under the name; Mr. T, I was Mr. A, we were the “T n’A Team”, for the radio station; WMOM…
Mr. T: Stop your Jibba Jabba fool! I’m mad, real mad about that jive the time you refused to let me sing my song about my Mother on Mothers’ Day. You know I love my mother not only on Mothers’ Day. I love my Mother on Father’s Day. I love my Mother on Christmas Day. I love my Mother on Labor Day. I love my Mother on Memorial Day. I love my Mother on Veterans Day. I love my Mother on St Patrick’s Day. I love my Mother on New Years Day. I love my Mother on Thanksgiving Day. I love my Mother on Easter Day. I love my Mother on…
Mike Check: Whoa there feller. And people always feel that ole Mike rambles on and on. Fascinating.
Mr. T: Mike you fool! If you don’t play this song the only thing you’re gonna feel sucka is PAIN!