Robocop by The Sleaze Boys
*The front door of The Mike Check Home/prison/headquarters of KMCR gets punched through and destroyed as Robocop enters the home*
Robocop: DEAD OR ALIVE YOUR COMING WITH ME HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY!
Mike Check: Now what in the tarnations is that thing over-?!
*Robocop grabs Mike Check by the shirt and lifts him up in the air*
*Mike Check gasps*
Robocop: YOUR MOVE CREEP!
Mike Check’s Daughter: Now wait a minute! First of all this is my home which my dad is using to serve his prison sentence here while using it as a failing-YES DAD-a FAILING radio station. And second of all Triple H, a.k.a. HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY just faced Sting in Wrestlemania a little over a few months ago so where the hell were you when all the Dx and nWo run-ins happened in that match?!?
Robocop *After he drops Mike Check*: SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN. I-I-I TOOK A WRONG TURN AT NEW MEXICO…. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RUNNING AN ILLEGAL RADIO STATION!
Mike Check’s Daughter: *sighs* I know your not attracted to me by these *grabs her giant fake boobs* so I’ll let you in on a little secret. *whispers to Robocop*
Robocop: OH! WELL CAN YOU DAD “PLAY” THAT SONG THE SLEAZE BOYS DID ABOUT ME?
Mike Check: *coughs* Sure can partner. Here’s “Robocop” by The Sleaze Boys here on…THE MACKER!
Mike Check’s Daughter: And you owe me ONE DOOR ROBOCOP!