Your Cheatin’ Heart by Hank Williams
Mike Check: You’ve been dedicating the last few songs to some dream girl of yours but why don’t you dedicate a nice song to your wife Jim?
Angry Jim: Why should I? That ***** won’t **** me anymore and I’ve tried everything to win her over…but I know that she’s cheatin on me with that rat bas****d Johnny Age! I know it’s with him because I once slipped over his ****ing wet skateboard that was left on my porch and I’ve seen his car circling around my house! Play that Hank Williams song “Your Cheatin’ Heart”!
Mike Check: Whatever you say Jim, but I’m not sure that it may be appropriate?
Angry Jim: Agh! F*** yourself!