You’re My Meat by Louis Jordan

Mike Check: What’s the song for today Jim?

Angry Jim: This is a song that I used to sing to my wife back when she used to actually **** me. The only time I seem to sing it these days is while beating my meat! It’s called “You’re My Meat” by Louis Jordan.

Mike Check: So you are telling ole Mike that you like to sing to your “meat”?

Angry Jim: Agh, **** yourself! [*mutters under breath*] What’s my life become?!

Posted on April 8, 2015, in music and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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