You’re My Meat by Louis Jordan
Mike Check: What’s the song for today Jim?
Angry Jim: This is a song that I used to sing to my wife back when she used to actually **** me. The only time I seem to sing it these days is while beating my meat! It’s called “You’re My Meat” by Louis Jordan.
Mike Check: So you are telling ole Mike that you like to sing to your “meat”?
Angry Jim: Agh, **** yourself! [*mutters under breath*] What’s my life become?!