Beef Jerky by John Lennon
Mike Check: Does your BBQ business sell Beef Jerky there John?
Angry Jim: By Gawd! It’s J.I.M.! JIIIM! And of course it **** well does! I even sell Turkey Jerky! Actually, any meat can be “jerked”, you name it I’ve jerked it!
Mike Check: Well speaking of “Beef Jerky”, here’s a rare song by John Lennon, a talented musician unlike his former bandmate Ringo Star. Why those fellers from the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame are giving that no talent hack the Award for Musical Excellence, I don’t know? Did I ever tell you Jim about the time Ringo…
Angry Jim: No! Shut the **** up Mike and play the **** song!
Mike Check: Ah, well, speaking of “Jerk”, here’s “Beef Jerky” here on THE WHACKER!
Angry Jim: Are you calling me a Jerk?!
Mike Check: No. I meant…
Angry Jim: Go **** yourself!