Teen Angel by Mark Dinning
Mike Check: Darlin’ you know I love you because you are the flesh from my loins and all but at times you do test my patience. Why did you have to bring me “Teen Angel” featuring THAT man?
Mike Check’s Daughter: You mean Dick-
Mike Check: Up-p-p-p! I don’t want you mentioning HIS name in this home since he stole “American Bandstand” from me and got me blacklisted in Philadelphia STILL to this day.
Mike Check’s daughter: Sorry dad.