Devil Woman by Cliff Richard
Mike Check: Damn kids! Don’t they know that there’s a live broadcast on the air right now! Darlin’ could you get the door please?
Mike’s Daughter: Sure Thing Dad!
???: Trick or Treat!
Mike’s Daughter: Dad. Its Satan. That guy who you had as a special guest during the “3 Years of Whackin’” earlier in the year.
Mike Check: Coming. How are you doing ole top?
Satan: I thought I’d come here and wish you and that enchanting beauty here, who took over while you were somewhat missing here, a Happy Halloween.
Mike Check: Well ain’t that nice.
Satan: I also thought I would come here to personally request a song; would “Devil Woman” by Cliff Richard be not that hard to play?
Mike’s Daughter: And he’s hard dad, very hard! Of course not that way of course.
Mike Check: Hush darlin’. No problem I’ll play that song right now here on…THE MACKER!!!
Satan: Oh and…Worship The Devil!