Clowny Clown Clown by Crispin Glover
(*Door Bell rings*)
Mike Check: It better be not those pesky kids at the door again…….AHHHHH!
Mike Daughter: What’s wrong dad?
Mike Check: It’s that clown! That spooky clown from England!
Mike’s Daughter: What are you talking about?
Mike Check: When I was in England earlier this year, I saw this feller standing in the street dressed as a clown. Not just any clown, but very similar to that one from that horror film: “It”. he scared the heck out of me, let me tell you. I think he’s come here and is after ole Mike?!
Mike’s Daughter: Let me see…(*opens door*)…There’s no one even there. Are you sure this isn’t just in your mind dad?
Mike Check: Perhaps? I think today’s song, “Clowny Clown Clown” by Crispin Glover, just might have brought back some bad memories let me tell you.
Edit by Mike’s Daughter: Perhaps dad is right and maybe he did see a clown, there have been creepy clown sightings all over the place recently. Like this one in California, Jacksonville and even in…Indianapolis. Watch out RD! LOL
Mike Check: What was that my precious petunia?
Mike’s Daughter: Uh, Nothing dad.